Okay, ladies, try not to get too excited! The big day is here!
Tonight is the Victoria’s Secret “Fashion Show!” Heaven help us all!
With the possible exception of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, surely the most blatant public display of female flesh outside of porn magazines and videos is this parade of “angels” on CBS. (The real angels must be weeping.)
Mother Hen must say no self-respecting chicken would trot around unfeathered in such a shameless manner. They would rather die first!
Do women actually watch this garbage, or is it only male humans, drooling all over their remotes like basset hounds sniffing kibble? Please tell Mother H. that none of you, her precious chicks, patronize this foolishness!
Repeat after MH:
These are not real women. These are creatures altered by scalpel, air-brushing, padding, starvation, make-up, flattering lens filters and angled shots
We will not compare ourselves to these live mannequins.
We will refuse to patronize Victoria’s Secret stores, online or storefront, until they stop this sexist nonsense.
We will do everything in our power to convince the male humans sharing our coops not to watch this atrocity. When they view this or any other objectification of our fair sex, it degrades their opinion of all females, including us.
Labeling this underwear pageant a fashion show is an insult to genuine fashion.
Please understand Mother Hen, dearies. She is not concerned at all with what you do in the privacy of your own nest, or what you choose to wear underneath your clothing when out and about. No, no, no, Mother is not a total prude, despite her genteel demeanor.
What galls MH is the promotion of underwear as outerwear, and the attempt to normalize scantily clad women prancing across our TV screens by labeling it as fashion. As if the soaps and dramas and movies weren’t already bad enough!
Victoria’s Secret’s eggstravaganza has as little to do with fashion as SI’s swimsuit edition has to do with sports. The saddest thing is that this particular display is funded by other women, everyday women, every time they make a purchase from VS. We have the power to stop this madness, ladies. Let your money go to retailers who show respect for the females of this world, and leave Victoria’s Secret’s “angels” out shivering in the cold where they belong! The “girlcot” is on!