Mother Hen’s Celebrity Interview

____Volume 1, Issue 1________________________________________March 2011____

The Daily Coop

 All the Poop Mother Hen Could Scoop

 

Eggstra! Eggstra! Read All About It

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Mother Hen’s Eggsclusive Interview With Charlie Sheen’s Pet Rooster

A rare look into the life and times of Chuck Cluck, Mr. Sheen’s pet rooster and personal confidant.

MH: Welcome to the Nest, Mr. Cluck!

CC: Call me Chuck, please! My pleasure, I’m sure! I don’t get out much these days.

MH: No? Why is that, Mr. Chuck?

CC: The papparazzi, my dear, the papparazzi! Since dear Charlie became so popular, I can’t even get on the

roof to crow anymore!

MH: Well it seems Mr. Sheen is doing enough crowing for both of you.

CC: Oh, he is so misunderstood, Ms. Hen! Only the goddesses and I truly realize what a sensitive soul Charlie is!

MH: How so? You mean all the stories of drug use and drunkeness and trashing hotel rooms isn’t true?

CC: No, it’s true, all right. But what the human media miss is how kind he is to chicks and small children.

MH: Chicks like you and…?

CC: No, you know…chicks.

MH: How about his own kids? Apparently he can’t see them anymore because of his outrageous behavior.

CC: Isn’t that tragic?  No wonder the poor man is driven to desperate measures! But he is so generous..

MH: He gives money to charity?

CC: He always shares his stash. By the way, do you know how difficult it is to snort a line when you have a beak?

MH: Not at all. No, no Mr. Chuck please put that away! This is a family newspaper!

Unfortunately, at this point, Mr. Chuck Cluck had to leave for an appointment…something about legal matters,

and the interview was concluded.

 
 
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2 responses to this post.

  1. Hmm…yes.

    Kind to chicks indeed.

    I don’t doubt.

    Reply

  2. You read it here first!
    Mother Hen

    Reply

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