____Volume 1, Issue 1________________________________________March 2011____
The Daily Coop
All the Poop Mother Hen Could Scoop
Eggstra! Eggstra! Read All About It
Mother Hen’s Eggsclusive Interview With Charlie Sheen’s Pet Rooster
MH: Welcome to the Nest, Mr. Cluck!
CC: Call me Chuck, please! My pleasure, I’m sure! I don’t get out much these days.
MH: No? Why is that, Mr. Chuck?
CC: The papparazzi, my dear, the papparazzi! Since dear Charlie became so popular, I can’t even get on the
roof to crow anymore!
MH: Well it seems Mr. Sheen is doing enough crowing for both of you.
CC: Oh, he is so misunderstood, Ms. Hen! Only the goddesses and I truly realize what a sensitive soul Charlie is!
MH: How so? You mean all the stories of drug use and drunkeness and trashing hotel rooms isn’t true?
CC: No, it’s true, all right. But what the human media miss is how kind he is to chicks and small children.
MH: Chicks like you and…?
CC: No, you know…chicks.
MH: How about his own kids? Apparently he can’t see them anymore because of his outrageous behavior.
CC: Isn’t that tragic? No wonder the poor man is driven to desperate measures! But he is so generous..
MH: He gives money to charity?
CC: He always shares his stash. By the way, do you know how difficult it is to snort a line when you have a beak?
MH: Not at all. No, no Mr. Chuck please put that away! This is a family newspaper!
Unfortunately, at this point, Mr. Chuck Cluck had to leave for an appointment…something about legal matters,
and the interview was concluded.