The Latest Fashion in Chicken Wear!

As everyone knows, Mother Hen is not only the world’s foremost typing chicken, she is also a style icon among the poultry set. MH prides herself on staying abreast of the most recent couture for hens, so imagine how thrilled she was to discover HenSaver, which bills (yes, ducks can wear them too!) itself as “The Leader in Chicken Saddles.”

Don’t let the name fool you now: while the Chicken Saddle does have some practical applications, it is also known as a Hen Apron, and comes in variety of styles, sizes and colors! There is a particularly fetching camouflage version which should be all the rage among well-dressed roosters this season.

For those of you ladies who need a bit more support (you know who you are!) there is the Birdy Bra, a type of Crop Bra/Chest Protector that lifts (but does not separate). The Birdy Bra can guard against pecking as well, assists with certain chicken digestive conditions, and comes in four fashionable shades. There is even a Sherpa lining available, darlings! Again, roosters and other fowl will love them too. If you are one of those poor unfortunates at the bottom of the pecking order, this little number will give your social status (as well as your breast) a little boost.

Now, on a more sensitive note, for chickens and roosters with…ahem…incontinence problems, and indoor pet chickens (imagine!), there is the Hen Holster, which is an attractive combined harness/diaper combo.  No one will ever know that you are sporting that fetching little red bandana in case of oopsies!

There is even a sporty little add-on with owl-eye circles for the chicken who prefers a casual look.

When you see a gorgeous chick strutting around in a HenSaver ensemble, remember that you saw it here at Mother Hen’s Nest first! Toodle-oo, chickies!

This is an unsolicited endorsement by Mother Hen. Product may not be exactly as illustrated.

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8 responses to this post.

  1. You’ve managed to do the unthinkable….I am completely at a loss for words. The only thing that kept going through my mind as I pulled up your links were, “Are these people friggen serious?” Ha..ha.. And I thought I had problems. Maybe I do cause Pissy want’s a saddle now!

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    • Dear Miss Kitty,
      Ooh, Mother Hen loves speechless! It gives her that much more empty space to fill herself.
      Hmm…MH is not sure if there is such a thing as a CatSaver, but she’s sure the good folks at HenSaver would give it a try! They did such a classic job on Mother Hen’s custom ensemble.
      Saratorially yours,
      Mother Hen

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  2. Oh, too funny! I totally thought that these products were make-believe until I clicked the links. 😀

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  3. I wonder if they make just a harness, or if that harness/diaper combo would fit over the chicken suit (http://www.chickenssuit.com/english/collection_05/shows_at_the_expo/)? Although, the double diaper would be redundant…. 😆

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  4. Posted by brucetta lrr on January 2, 2012 at 1:44 am

    I am looking for “predator eyes” to sew onto my hen saddles. Does anyone have a clue where I can buy these. They are supposed to be 2′ in diameter.

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